What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrot?!

Well… I know that’s not very funny, but then neither is this blimmin weather.

What with the pre-Christmas freeze, then the Christmas holidays, and now this arctic weather… we’ve not been able to get much cleaning done!

The roads are treacherous, and the pavements are even worse. The buses aren’t running, or they might stop the service at any time leaving you stranded. All in all, it’s meant that we haven’t been able to safely send out many of our Green Moppers.

I know that many of our residential customers will have been looking forward to a post-Christmas clean, so it’s really rotten timing. We can only apologise to all customers who have missed out on their cleans.

Here’s hoping for a speedy thaw… keep warm now!